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FORMAN BASEMENT

Hyde, Eric and Fez are watching Hollywood Squares


FEZ: Elke Sommer to block. Elke Sommer to block. Oh, you stupid son of a bitch.

ERIC: Oh...Donna... loved Hollywood Squares.

HYDE: Ah, Forman. Come on, man. Give it a rest, huh? So you're single now. That's a good thing. Now you're like me, man. You're free to be with lotsa subpar, somewhat sleazy chicks. It's Christmas, baby.

FEZ: Oh, you disguise your heart, Hyde, but I know you need love.

HYDE: Why is that?

FEZ: 'Cause I need it.

HYDE: All right. I'm goin' to work before you two start braidin' each other's hair (he leaves)

ERIC: You know what? I wish for once Hyde would fall in love, you know? So we could make fun of him. We'd be all, ''Hey, everyone'' ''Hyde's in love.'' HAHA! Burn.

FEZ: Oh, I know. Let's get Hyde a woman. We can have a ''Let's Get Hyde a Woman'' party. And...and we can have food and music and, um...

ERIC: Women?

FEZ: That's it.


OPENING CREDITS

FORMAN KITCHEN


Eric, Jackie and Fez are sitting at the kitchen table. Donna is leaning on the bar, Kitty is cooking


JACKIE: Hey, this party is a great idea. I am gonna find the perfect match for Steven. After all, my nickname is ''The Queen of Romance.''

DONNA: No one calls you that.

FEZ: Now, we will each bring no less than two and no more than five girls to the party for Hyde, okay? I will console the rejects with a hot oil massage. I will be nude.

DONNA: Well, I'm outta here. The radio station's giving away a van, and I gotta work. I will be clothed.

KITTY: Well, I think it's a great idea. Steven is almost a man, and he needs to meet a girl who will help him find his way.

ERIC: Yeah. A girl helped me find my way... to hell! I'm in hell.

KITTY: Oh, you're not in hell. If you're too hot, take off your sweater. So, it's settled. We'll have the party here.

RED (coming in): No, Kitty. I don't know what you're talkin' about, but, no.

KITTY: Yes. We're...we're havin' a little party for Steven, so he can meet his Miss Right.

RED: Why is it here? Why is it always here?

KITTY: Well, what do you want them to do, have the party in the street?

RED: Yes. They puke in the street, the city cleans it up.


OUTSIDE THE HUB


A new shiny van stands outside. Kelso is drooling over it


KELSO: Oh-ho, man! Oh, I hope I win this van. I really need a place to do it with Jackie.

MAX: Okay. Listen up everybody. The rules are simple. You place one hand on the van. If you remove your hand for any reason, you're out. Last person to remove his hand wins the van. Any questions? (A guy lifts his hand from the van to stick it up) You're out. Any other questions?

DANIEL: Don't start without me, Max.

MAX: Oh, God.

DANIEL (walking up to Bob and Kelso): Hello. My name is Daniel and I have won every WFPP contest since the Weber Gas Grill Trampoline Bounce of 1972. I am unbeatable, so the choice is yours: joy or despair... pleasure or pain... life... or death. (he spits in his hand and slams it on the van) I am Daniel! And I cannot be beaten.


FORMAN BASEMENT


The party is on its way


JACKIE (coming in): Look at what I brought.

ERIC: Big Rhonda?!

JACKIE: Uh-huh.

ERIC: There goes the keg.

KITTY (coming down the stairs): Everybody, look who's here...a caring, intelligent, snazzy young man...Ste-e-even Hyde!

HYDE: Um, thanks. Hey, man. What's goin' on? I thought we were watchin' Saturday Night Live.

FEZ: Yeah. Change of plans. We're havin' a party with girls, a keg and girls. For no reason whatsoever.

HYDE: Great.

FEZ: And there's no agenda.

HYDE: All right.

FEZ: Stop grilling me, you bastard!


THE HUB


Donna is inside the Hub, she meets a girl from the station


DONNA: Oh, hey, Melissa. How's the contest going?

MELISSA: Lame. But at least the boneheads are entertaining. Check out that idiot's 'fro.

DONNA: Hey, that's my dad.

MELISSA: Oh! Uh...

DONNA: No. Okay. Yeah. You're right.  So, hey, what are you doin' tonight?

MELISSA: We're in Wisconsin so nothing.

DONNA: Well, I'm goin' to this party. It's in a stinky basement, and they'll have a stolen keg.

MELISSA: I'm in.

DONNA: Cool.


OUTSIDE THE HUB


Donna walks over to the contestants


DONNA: Hey, Dad. I brought you some mints and your afro pick.

BOB: Oh, thank God, Donna. My hair was startin' to look silly.


Donna leaves


DANIEL: Hey, check out the Redhead.

BOB: That Redhead is my baby girl Donna. I'm her dad.

DANIEL: I want Donna to call me ''Daddy.''

BOB: That's it! (he storms off to Daniel)

MAX: Ah! Bob. You took your hand off the van. You lose.

BOB: This isn't over.

DANIEL: It is for you. Get outta here! (to Kelso) And so begins the battle of wits.

KELSO: Oh, man. I've never been good at wits.

DANIEL: Really?

KELSO: Mm-hmm.


FORMAN BASEMENT


Eric is standing at the chips and dip table


GIRL: So, chips and dip, huh?

ERIC: Yahuh.

GIRL: And the words kinda sound alike, so that's always fun.

ERIC: Look. No offense, but I'm really not in the mood for talking. I just broke up with my girlfriend, so...

GIRL: Oh, you poor thing. You know, you have these sad lips that are just so hot.

ERIC: Really?

RHONDA (to Fez): I may not be popular, but if given the chance, I'll put out somethin' fierce.

KITTY (crawling down the stairs): Psst! Psst! How's it goin'?

JACKIE: Great, great, great, great. 'Cause, see, at first, I thought I should wear my hair up. But let's be honest. My hair is one of my top five features. So, voila! It's down (Kitty leaves) Psst! Psst!

FEZ: Hyde, allow me to introduce you to a special lady.

GIRL 1: So we meet every week to pray and discuss Scripture. You in?

GIRL 2: I used to date your dad. Isn't that a turn-on?

GIRL 3: It's not like head cheerleader's always the most talented but in my case, it's true.

GIRL 4: I have to date guys who aren't as good-looking as me, otherwise, I'd never date.

RHONDA: You gonna eat that?

GIRL 6: I know you're really angry and emotionally crippled but that's okay, 'cause my boyfriend's in jail.

GIRL 7: My turn-offs include people who are mean to puppies and people who smoke... or... don't smoke? Or smoke? Wait. Do you smoke?

GIRL 8: Okay. So guess which leg's real.

GIRL 9: I'm so glad I finally got to meet you, 'cause I've, like, always been afraid of you and I like to be scared.

FEZ: So? What do you think?

HYDE: You know, I think, if I time this right I can nail every single one of these girls... tonight.

FEZ: No, no, no, no, no. You're supposed to pick just one...to love, not nail. Love.

HYDE: Yeah. Right.

FEZ: Okay. Listen to me, Johnny Cool. I threw this party for you, so you can find one girlfriend to love you. And that is all. One.

HYDE: You set this up?

FEZ: Yeah. We all thought you needed help finding a quality woman, so...

HYDE: What? Man, you sit around and talk about me? Is that what's goin' on? Look. I don't want your help.

FEZ: I give and I do, and I do and I give. And for what? For nothing. Well, I'm done. Go.

HYDE: But, Fez...

FEZ: I said, go!


FORMAN DRIVEWAY


Hyde walks out of the basement and meets Donna outside


DONNA: Hey, Hyde.

HYDE: Hey.

DONNA: This is Melissa. She just moved here from Chicago. Work at the radio station together. Melissa, this is Hyde. You're not leaving already, are you?

Melissa and Hyde shakes hands. Hyde can't stop staring at her

HYDE: Uh, no. I came out to get some fresh air.

DONNA: Oh

HYDE: It's, uh... It's fresher out here...the air. I like air. How 'bout you?

MELISSA: Air's okay. You know what's really good? Water.

HYDE (laughing like a nerd): That's really... (he still stares at her)

Donna smiles and walks inside. Melissa follows her, and so does Hyde.


FORMAN BASEMENT


Back to the party


RHONDA: This summer I'm gonna visit my aunt in Mississippi.

FEZ: Oh, you're goin' away? That is sad.

RHONDA: Hey, you should come with me, chocolate milk.

KATIE: When I looked across the room, I saw a guy who was wounded... a guy who sits in the dark waiting for the light to find him again.

ERIC: If only I could find this light you speak of then maybe...just maybe my pain might go away.

KATIE: Would it help if I held you?

ERIC: I doubt it. But let's try, Katie. Yeah. Lower. Yeah.

DONNA: I am so disgusted.

JACKIE: Oh, I know. There are way too many girls at this party. I can't even smell my own perfume.

DONNA: Well, you're the only one. You know, you may not even be the prettiest girl here.

JACKIE: You shut your hole (thinking) I... am... pretty! Unsure. Must... find... Michael! (she runs off)

ERIC (to a girls): Hi. You know... I'm a guy who's... wounded.

HYDE: So I'm gonna go grab a beer.

MELISSA: Thanks. Get one for yourself too.

HYDE: No. I.. Ca.. Can I get you a beer?

MELISSA: There you go. Thanks.

HYDE: Right.

FEZ: A toast to all my good friends. I will miss you when I blow out of this burg with the beautiful Big Rhonda. Now it's off to ''Missis-syphilis''!

KITTY: Oh, no. Red, they've been drinking.

RED: Well, well. What do ya know?


OUTSIDE THE HUB


The competition is still going on


BOB: Here, Kelso. Thought you might need some coffee to keep you goin'.

DANIEL: Hey, you know what would be fun? Seein' which one of us could drink the most coffee, huh?

KELSO: Uh-huh.

DANIEL: Oh, no. You'll just lose.

KELSO: Wha... No. I would not I could so beat you.

DANIEL: Well, I doubt that.

KELSO: Oh, you're goin' down.

DANIEL: Hmm.


Later...


KELSO: That's my six to your one!

DANIEL: Yeah. Ya really whipped me. Kelso, have you ever been to Niagara Falls?

KELSO: Uh-uh.

DANIEL: Hmm. Don't you like the soothing sound of water?

KELSO: Yeah. I guess.

DANIEL: Hmm. You ever sat beside a babbling brook listening to the beautiful, steady stream of water?

KELSO: Well, I... Okay. I don't know if you realize this, but a..all this talk about water is really making have to go pee.

DANIEL: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. I can see that ''urine'' a lot of pain.

KELSO: Yeah. Well, y-you better shut up, 'cause you're gonna have to go too.

DANIEL: That's where you're wrong. I am going.


He lifts the leg of his pants to reveal a device that is collecting his urine


FORMAN DRIVEWAY


Red escorts a drunken Fez outside


FEZ: I know I just met her, Mr. Red but I love her. She is sturdy. I want to climb her.

RED: You're just desperate to give it away, aren't you, son?

FEZ: Yes. Yes, I am.

RED: Look. There are two things that you need to learn about women.

FEZ: Oh, finally, the sex talk!

RED: First: If a woman outweighs you by 30 pounds you're in for trouble.

FEZ: But I'll put on weight. I'll bridge the gap.

RED: Which brings me to my second point. When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumb-ass.


OUTSIDE THE HUB


Jackie comes running up to Kelso


JACKIE: Michael!

KELSO: Jackie. I thought you were at the party.

JACKIE: No, no, no. It was awful. Do you know what it's like to be the prettiest girl at a party and not have anyone acknowledge it?

KELSO: Yes, I do.

JACKIE: Michael, am I pretty?

KELSO: Oh, come on, cupcake. You are the prettiest girl in Point Place. No. You know what? In Wisconsin.

DANIEL: Nice one, Pinocchio.

JACKIE: Am I prettier than Pam Macy?

KELSO: Of course.

JACKIE: Am I prettier than Farrah Fawcett?

KELSO: Oh, all right. Come on. She's like a perfect 10. And you are an 11.

JACKIE: Am I prettier than...

DANIEL: Oh, my God!


Later...


JACKIE: Am I prettier than the girl with the feathered hair at the supermarket?

KELSO: Okay, okay, the blonde-haired one or the brown-haired one?

JACKIE: Well, does it matter?

KELSO: No, 'cause ya smoke 'em both, baby!

JACKIE: Am I prettier than...

DANIEL: Oh, my God! I can't take it anymore! Am I pretty? Am I pretty? Am I pretty? Shut up! (he covers Jackie's mouth with BOTH his hands)

MAX: And we finally have a winner.

KELSO: HAHAHAHA! I did it! Oh, my God. I won! Who's the best? I'm the best! Loser!

DANIEL: I'm not a loser, okay? I win everything. I don't lose. I win! Because I'm a winner! I'm a winner!

MAX: So, Michael Kelso, tell Wisconsin how it feels to be WFPP's new Hand 2 Van winner!

KELSO: Well, I guess I have to say it like this, Max: If this van's a-rockin' we're in there doin' it!

JACKIE: Michael!

KELSO: Oh. Um, I'm sorry. I'm doin' it with Jackie Burkhart!


FORMAN BASEMENT


Eric is sitting on the couch, surrounded by girls


ERIC: If you really think putting my head on your lap will make me feel better I mean, I guess I should try.

DONNA: All right. That's it. Excuse me, girls. I have some information...

ERIC: No. Don't listen to what she's... I'm.... She's the one who hurt me.

DONNA: Uh-huh. Yeah. He dumped me.

KATIE: You dumped her?

ERIC: Well, I had to. She wouldn't.... She wouldn't take my ring.

KATIE: You wouldn't take his ring?

DONNA: This is none of your business. And you are a sad little man.

KATIE: Tsk. Oh, poor baby. Do you want my number?

ERIC: Yes. Yes, I do.

HYDE (to Melissa): So, you havin' fun?

MELISSA: That reminds me. I have to go.

HYDE: Uh, Melissa um, I was wonderin' if maybe you wanted to do somethin' sometime.

MELISSA: Sorry. I did something last night, and I already made plans for sometime.

HYDE: No. Wait, wait. Uh, let me try that again. Um, look. If you're not doing anything Friday night I'd like to take you out to, uh- to- to dinner and a movie. Pizza? The mall? Bowling?

MELISSA: I'd love to. Call me.

HYDEL: Call you? That's a little unorthodox (serious) I'll call you.

Melissa leaves

DONNA: Ye-e-es. ''I'll call you.'' ''I'll call you.'' Whipped.

HYDE: What? I don't care about her. Melissa who? What the hell.

DONNA: Whipped like the family pig.


END CREDITS


FORMAN BASEMENT


Donna, Fez and Rhonda are sitting on the couch


FEZ: Rhonda, I cannot go to Mississippi.

RHONDA: So, you're not coming?

FEZ: I'm sorry. But maybe we can go to the movies sometime.

RHONDA: And make out in the theater? Yeah! Call me (she gives him a kiss and leaves)

DONNA: Good God. Sober up, man.

FEZ: Oh, screw it, Donna. Fez likes them big. Fez likes them small. Fez likes them all.


THE END.

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