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The Basement

JACKIE: Okay Michael I want you to take me to the movies today
KELSO: Yeah I hear you Jackie, 2:00 Smokey and the Bandit
JACKIE: No, no, no, no I told you I don’t wanna see that again, I don’t like the south
DONNA: (to Eric) you wanna see the Goodbye Girl?
ERIC: Well I would but it has two basic flaws, no Smokey and no Bandit
KELSO: Yeah plus isn’t the Goodbye Girl like a girl movie
HYDE: You moron a girl movie is a make out movie
KELSO: Well then I am in
FEZ: Me too I will come and watch
Red and Kitty walk in
KITTY: Okay T minus one hour till the garage sale, Oh I feel like an astronaut. Oh red remember how bad Eric wanted these roller skates? Oh the Yo-yo, ohhhh your plastic vomit, I fell for that.
RED: Yeah you wasted a lot of my money son.
ERIC: Me and my damn childhood.
HYDE: You know Mrs. Forman I feel real bad, I mean you letting me stay here and everything. I wish I had something to contribute to your garage sale
KITTY: Oh Steven your loving smile is contribution enough
RED: No it’s not (hands Hyde a box) run that upstairs
HYDE: You heard him Kelso move it. (Throws the box at Kelso)
ERIC: Hey uh dad Donna and I were gonna go see the Goodbye Girl
RED: Yeah, well I am sure it’s a great movie Eric but your gonna be helping with the garage sale support
ERIC: Oh right we’re having the garage sale because you lost your job, I mean because of all the clutter.
RED: Everybody needs to work Eric the gravy train has made its last stop
ERIC: Okay there was a gravy train?
RED: Yup and you missed it.
KITTY: Oh Steven I have a great idea you could sell lemonade
HYDE: Mrs. Forman I’ve thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands lord knows I hate a hypocrite
KITTY: You could have a little bake sale
HYDE: I pretty much beat any kid selling anything
KITTY: Steven you could just do a little table with some cookies and some brownies
HYDE: I am not much of (pauses) brownies; I could make brownies because people love brownies
ERIC: No they don’t
HYDE: Oh they love my brownies

Credits run

Forman Kitchen

KITTY: Oh Steven you are such a joy to have around the house I can’t believe your mother abandoned you, I mean went on such a long trip
KELSO: Boy I sure do like brownies, Hey you know what’s got two thumbs and really likes brownies? This guy (points at himself with both thumbs)
ERIC: Hyde oh come on I am asking you not to make these brownies, I mean my mom and dad are way too fat
HYDE: Nice cover
KITTY: you know what Eric you just leave him alone this is Stevens’s contribution to our garage sale and I happen to know that you put the special ingredient in these brownies.
ERIC: I told him not too
HYDE: Special ingredient?
KITTY: Yes, love
HYDE: Oh yeah there’s a whole big bag of love in there
LAURIE: mom crazy Helen from across the street is switching price tags and dad says he’s gonna kick her in the keester
KITTY: Oh no he’ll do it too
LAURIE: Hi Kelso, oh look its chocolate batter I sure do wish I could finish all this chocolate batter on my finger but I just can’t, guess I can bye
KELSO: Man I was so close
ERIC: Hyde god you can’t make special brownies in my parent’s kitchen
HYDE: Oh no I already made em if only you had warned me sooner
ERIC: Come man I’m serious
HYDE: Look Forman relax man okay yeah I am making special brownies but I am also making regular brownies for the straight folks or losers
KELSO: Yeah someday in gonna own a restaurant and everything is gonna be special and then when people ask me and they say “hey Kelso what’s the special” I’m gonna say everything!

Forman Driveway

DONNA: I can’t believe you’d rather stay here than go see a movie with me
ERIC: Oh believe me Donna Id love to go but Red said I cant and well he can kick my ass so.
DONNA: Eric I can kick your ass
ERIC: Oh yeah
DONNA: hmm
ERIC: Let’s go
DONNA: Let’s go, come on bring it on (they start fighting, more like flirting)
Fez grabs Donna and starts wrestling her
ERIC: Man, what are you doing?
FEZ: I’m lonely
LAURIE: Okay daddy I’ve rounded out some things to help the family in these trying times
RED: Yeah you see Eric your sister’s a team player
ERIC: No these are all my things
LAURIE: Grow up Eric they’re GI Joes
ERIC: Yeah GI Joes with Kung-fu grip, what a Bitch….a roonie doonie
HYDE : (to a guy that is at the garage sale) Do you now or have you ever had any association with the Point Place police department? Alright here’s your brownie, you got about thirty minutes to get some place safe.
MIDGE: Kitty, I noticed you’re selling the kissing dolphins Bob and I bought you.
KITTY: You know what is that doing on this table? Red I told you not to sell that, give it to me I’ll just I’ll run it right back into the house.
BOB: Oh and Red your also selling that pocket fisherman we gave you for Christmas. Don’t you wanna run that back into the house too?
RED: No Bob that was a really dumb gift.
DONNA: Okay so the Goodbye Girl starts at two so I’d better go.
FEZ: (to Eric) Well I guess this is goodbye, girl.
JACKIE: Fez you’re so funny
Fez sees Jackie laughing in a really sexy way
FEZ: (in his head) Well hello Jackie

At the movie theater, Jackie is eating popcorn from the bucket on Fez’ lap

FEZ: (in his head) did you see that Fez? Yes you did, she may be taking my popcorn but she knows there is more in my lap than that. She wants you old boy now’s your chance be smooth, think Ricardo Montelbone just turn, lock eyes and go, (turns and kisses Jackie)
JACKIE: Wait, wait Fez what are you doing?
DONNA: Oh my god
KELSO: you’re a dead man (turns to punch Fez)
FEZ: Could I have avoided this? Lets review, first Jackie said I was funny, next she ate popcorn from my groin, then I sucked her face nope, it was meant to be.

The Basement

HYDE: Forman this doesn’t make any sense I am out of brownies but I should have more money
ERIC: Hyde that’s dirty money there’s never enough
HYDE: No man it’s like I lost an entire tray of brownies
ERIC: Wait what kind of brownies did you lose Hyde were they regular brownies?
HYDE: They were special brownies
ERIC: Where was the last place you had them
HYDE: In the oven
ERIC: In my mother’s oven
They both run upstairs

Forman Kitchen

Bob, Midge, Red and Kitty have eaten the brownies
KITTY: Oh now see Steven your brownies they were a big hit!

The Circle

RED: (eating a brownie) you know I am glad the plant is closing it frees me up to do my own thing
KITTY: (laughing) you said do my own thing
MIDGE: Oh Red your own thing that’s so hip
BOB: I love salt
RED: I like that word hip it kinda pops you know, hip, hip, hip I can see my own mouth
KITTY: You know what’s beautiful, fruitcake. All the different colored fruits living together in one cake.
MIDGE: I jumped out of a cake once
BOB: I also like sweet but there’s just something about salt
RED: Hip, it starts to lose its meaning after a while you know hip it’s not even a word
There is knocking
KITTY: Oh my god, listen you can hear my heart, oh my god there it is again
MIDGE: No that someone at the door
BOB: Maybe it’s the cops
RED: It’s just someone for the garage sale. Take whatever you want it won’t fill the hole in your life. Well I’ll see who it is
KITTY: You know for a terrible grouch Red Is great in bed
MIDGE: (starts laughing) I’m sorry what?
RED: (singing) Hip pity Hop pity Easter's on its way
KITTY: Where did you go Red?
RED: Well I hoping down the old bunny trail and this guy offered me two hundred dollars for the Vista Cruiser, so I sold it to him
KITTY: You sold Eric’s car? Oh no (she starts laughing)

Forman Kitchen

ERIC: Dad you sold my car? How could you? Just what in the hell were you thinking?
RED: I thought I was helping because you’re always saying how you need money.
ERIC: For gas, for the car
HYDE: Don’t yell at him, but to be honest we’re a little disappointed
ERIC: I’m not gonna run anymore errands for you pal
HYDE: You should have checked with us first Red
ERIC: You know how many times I rotated those tires?
HYDE: You’re not supposed to take things that aren’t yours
ERIC: I had stuff in the back seat, now that’s all just gone mister
HYDE: Forman its okay
ERIC: No it’s not okay
HYDE: Look Red who did you sell the car too?
RED: I sold it to a guy named Peter, Peter Cottontail (starts singing) Hopping down the bunny field hip pity hop pity Easters on its way.

Front Steps

JACKIE: In a way I don’t blame Fez I am very appealing.
DONNA: I just can’t believe he kissed you that’s…
JACKIE: Donna I have to confess something, it wasn’t terrible
DONNA: How not terrible?
JACKIE: It was the best kiss of my life, I mean Fez is totally not an option cause he’s foreign and everything but Michael has never kissed me like that.
DONNA: What was so good about it?
JACKIE: You know when Fez talks he sometimes rolls his r’s?
DONNA: Yeah
JACKIE: Well that’s what he did in my mouth
DONNA: Really? That actually sounds kinda cool
JACKIE: I know
DONNA: I mean don’t get me wrong you know Eric he’s a great kisser and everything but he’s never like rolled anything.
JACKIE: Oh I just love kissing don’t you Donna?
DONNA: I am gonna go find Eric

The Basement

DONNA: Eric I was just talking to Jackie and…
ERIC: (interrupting) Donna not now okay. See Hyde I asked you not to make special brownies but did you listen?
HYDE: Well
ERIC: Exactly, You didn’t, you were just so smart. What were you thinking?
HYDE: I was..
ERIC: (interrupting again) Yeah that’s it right that’s the problem you weren’t thinking now my folks are fried and I got no car.
DONNA: Wait minute, brownies your mom and dad are...
ERIC: Donna keep it zipped okay... Guess what buddy there’s a lesson in all of this. You know what that lesson is?
HYDE: The lesson is…
ERIC: Hyde why don’t I just tell you what the lesson is? You dance with Mary Jane you get your toes stepped on that’s right consequences my friend yeah consequences now my cars gone and reds high as a kite.
DONNA: Okay miss smart mouth shut it
RED: (from the stairs) I remembered who I sold the car too
HYDE: Who?
RED: I don’t know but I remembered.
HYDE: Wait Red, Red think.
RED: Wait, maybe his name is on that check he gave me
HYDE: Yeah maybe it is
Donna Starts laughing at Eric
ERIC: Your parents had the brownies too. (Donna runs upstairs)

The Basement

KELSO: Well if it isn’t Fez. (Starts to imitate Fez) I am Fez in my country we mae out with our friends girlfriend because la did a.
FEZ: Oh Kelso I am sorry your girlfriend gives me action in the pants.
KELSO: Oh no, she doesn’t
FEZ: Yes she does, she came up to me, and she said I was funny
KELSO: fez sometimes when a girl says you’re funny it just means that your funny
FEZ: Well I am freaking hilarious
KELSO: Jackie is like my girlfriend and we have this bond between us and nobody can come between that bond.
FEZ: I thought you wanted to fool around with Eric’s sister
KELSO: Well yeah her but that’s like that’s it.
FEZ: And you made out with Pam Macy
KELSO: Okay Fez what’s your point?
FEZ: My point is you are a whore
KELSO: okay then apology accepted

Red, Eric and Hyde in an apartment building

RED: You said that we were going for ice cream
ERIC: When we get the car back
HYDE: You know you did tell him you gonna get him ice cream
ERIC: Yeah after and your not helping. Hey put that down.
RED: Whoa that really shot out of there, sorry (Eric knocks on the door) Oh Wait listen I don’t want to do this.
ERIC: Well you have to
RED: I’ll wait in the car
ERIC: No, no red you have to learn to take responsibility for your own actions
RED: Well that's stupid
A girl answers the door
GIRL: Yeah?
RED: That’s not the guy
ERIC: Did your dad buy a car this morning?
GIRL: The station wagon, yeah he bought that piece of crap for me
RED: Piece of crap? That’s a Vista Cruiser you could literally cruise the vistas.
GIRL: Daddy, where are the keys to the piece of crap?!?
ERIC: Boy she’s lovely
GIRL: Give me his check
ERIC: Right and thanks again I too understand parents can be quite (she slams the door)
RED: What a bitch a-roonie-doonie

The Basement

HYDE: so you got your car back Forman, are we cool now?
ERIC: Yeah, yeah I think you learned your lesson
HYDE: Absolutely man I learned that if I do something selfish, ill advised and irresponsible I can get away with it. I rule
ERIC: No big consequences I’ll tell you Donna sometimes that guy just fills me with so( Donna leans over and kisses him)Wow you rolled your tongue
DONNA: I know isn’t neat?
ERIC: Well I (leans over and they start making out)

THE END
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