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#513 : Envoûtement

Pour se débarrasser définitivement de forces démoniaques qui infestent le manoir, les 3 soeurs Halliwell décident de convoquer un sorcier qui lui, veut en fait éliminer les 3 jeunes femmes. Il jette un sort qui amplifie les défauts de celles-ci. Piper en vient à faire disparaître le manoir tellement elle est obsédée par la propreté. Paige envoie la fiancée de son ex dans une autre dimension et Phoebe cherche à tout prix à tuer un journaliste concurrent.

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Titre VO
Obsessions

Titre VF
Envoûtement

Première diffusion
02.02.2003

Première diffusion en France
04.10.2003

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Paige est au téléphone avec Glenn, son meilleur et ex petit ami, qu'elle n'a pas vu depuis longtemps. Elle est allongée sur son lit, en nuisette pour dormir et feuillette un vieil album photo. La jeune femme se réjouit à l'idée de revoir bientôt son ami, avec lequel elle voudrait reprendre une relation, même si les précédentes ont toutes échouées. Quand à Glenn, lui aussi à quelques choses d'important à dire à Paige, sans doute lui aussi a-t-il envie de ressortir avec elle...?

La conversation est écourtée car le téléphone se met à bouger et à vouloir "s'en aller". C’est encore le coup d'esprits frappeurs, qui depuis quelques temps, font tous pour mettre les nerfs des sœurs à vif. Ceux-ci troublent également le sommeil de Piper, qui remet sans cesse en place les couches de bébé que les esprits dérangent. Léo lui assure que ce ne sont que des parasites, des résidus de tous les démons que les sœurs ont vaincus jusqu'à maintenant, et que d'après les fondateurs, ils finiront par se lasser et partir, mais Piper, les nerfs à fleur de peau, refusent d'attendre plus longtemps, les objets changeant sans cesse de place la dérangeant par dessus tout.

Des bruits d'incantation se font entendre du grenier, Paige, Léo et Piper décident alors d'aller voir ce qu'il se passe. C'est Phoebe qui récite une incantation dans l'espoir de faire disparaître lutins et autres fantômes. Elle est persuadée que se sont les résidus maléfiques de Cole qui sont en action. Léo répète qu'ils sont inoffensifs, mais à ce moment là, un vase s'élève et va se briser contre le mur. C'est alors qu'un de ces esprits transporte Phoebe dans les airs. Pour aider sa sœur, Piper court-circuite le démon laissant Phoebe tomber brutalement à terre.

Paige est dans sa chambre, elle se prépare, s'habille et se maquille pour aller rencontrer Glenn. Phoebe, elle, cherche une solution dans le livre des ombres. Piper commence à faire le ménage, agacée par les dégâts provoqués. Paige descend rejoindre ses sœurs et leur fait admirer sa tenu, expliquant qu'elle a rendez-vous avec Glenn, et qu'elle compte tout faire pour qu'ils ressortent ensemble. Piper dit à sa cadette de vite aller rejoindre son prince charmant, et Paige lui répond qu'en cas de besoin qu'elles n'hésitent pas à l'appeler, qu'elle s'éclipsera en moins de deux. C'est à ce moment là qu'un bout du plafond tombe sur la tête de Piper qui affirme alors qu'elle a besoin d'elle. Phoebe ajoute qu'elle a trouvé une solution, qu'il faut appeler et invoquer un sorcier-guérisseur.

Ils se mettent tous les quatre dans la cuisine. Léo leur dit que ce n'est pas une bonne idée, mais Piper fait remarquer que ce dernier n'a pas de meilleure idée, et que la situation ne peut pas durer. Phoebe prononce donc la formule magique et Paige jette le dernier aliment dans la potion laissant apparaître un sorcier-guérisseur. Il se met en quête des esprits pour les détruire. Il vadrouille dans la maison, mais Léo le suit de près, peu confiant. Paige part voir Glenn et Phoebe part au travail, mais avant elles embrassent le ventre de leur aîné, la laissant seule pour tout ranger.

Au Bay Mirror, Phoebe est exaspérée par l'article de l'un de ses concurrent, Spencer Ricks, qui lui lance des piques via la presse. Décidant de battre le mal par le mal, Phoebe doit se rendre à une séance photo, posant plutôt "dénudée" pour un magazine de mode, mais elle n'est pas vraiment d'accord. Hors, lorsqu'Elise lui annonce que Spencer sera également présent dans ce même magazine, elle accepte sans poser d'autres questions. Paige rejoint Glenn dans une sorte de square. Celui-ci lui présente sa fiancée, une jeune femme blonde prénommé Jessica. Paige est folle de rage, elle qui comptait ressortir avec Glenn...

Au manoir, le sorcier est toujours dans sa quête pour débarrasser le manoir des tous les esprits frappeurs, mais il n'a pas encore réussit à détruire le plus gros et important d'entre tous, "Big Mamma". Voyant l'état des murs couverts de résidus maléfiques, le démon se demande si se sont vraiment de bonnes sorcières qui vivent ici, et Léo lui assure que oui. Prétextant que c'est parce qu'il a du mal a faire la différence entre les énergies mauvaises et bonnes, le sorcier prend le rouge à lèvres de Piper pour pouvoir faire la comparaison.

Alors que Piper se pose des questions sur l'efficacité du sorcier guérisseur, Paige débarque folle de rage dans l'entrée. Elle apprend à tout le monde que Glenn va se marier, et qu'elle est bien évidemment invitée. En scrutant le salon, le sorcier découvre un cadre contenant trois photos, et il prend celle sur laquelle se trouve Piper, Paige et Phoebe. Alors qu'elles sont en pleines discussions, le corps de Léo est projeté au travers du salon, alertant Piper et Paige. C'est en effet un coup de Big Mamma, et une fois détruite par le sorcier, celui-ci s'en va, en prenant soin d'emporter avec lui les clés de Paige et la photo. Piper est de nouveau exaspérée par tout le bazarre régnant dans la maison.

Le sorcier retourne donc parmis les siens, il livre une sorte de compte rendu a l'un des siens, en lui disant que le mal aura facile à corrompre ces 3 sorcières, plus préoccupées par leur vies de femme que par leur devoirs de sorcières. De peur que le mal prenne possession des sœurs et par conséquent de leur pouvoirs, les sorciers-guérisseurs décident de se débarrasser des sœurs Halliwell en leur jetant un sort qui les consumera.

Piper et Léo discutent dans le manoir. Léo est persuadé que c'est le sorcier qui a volé les clés de Paige, mais il n'a aucune preuve. Piper est inquiète du fait que la maison est un véritable taudis et que ça ne s'arrangera pas avec l'arrivé du bébé. Phoebe débarque et Piper lui dit tout ce qui c'est passé en son absence, et quand a elle, Phoebe explique à sa sœur qu'elle est venue pour se changer, car elle a une séance photo à faire dans l'après-midi. Léo a remarqué qu'il manque une photo dans le cadre, et on a volé la brosse à dents de Phoebe. Piper part préparer une potion pendant que Léo va consulter les fondateurs.

Pendant ce temps, le sorcier-guérisseur prépare lui aussi son rituel pour ensorceler les sœurs. Avec leurs objets personnels et des poupées vaudoux, le sort est jeté. Ce dernier consiste a exagérer des traits de caractères qu'elles ont pour en faire de véritables obsessions, qui à la longue les consumeront.

Paige se rend à l'église ou a lieu la répétition du mariage de Glenn et Jessica, pour s'excuser. Elle s'exécute auprès de son ami, mais au moment où sa fiancée s'approchent d'eux, le sort du sorcier guérisseur-commence à faire effet sur Paige, et celle-coi se montre grossière une nouvelle fois envers Jessica, mais cette fois c'est sous le coup d'un maléfice. Son penchant pour Glenn se transforme en une véritable obsession.

Le sorcier jette alors le sort à Piper. La sorcière se trouve dans la cuisine et est rejointe par Léo, qui dit que selon les fondateurs, le sorcier a pris possession de leurs affaires pour leur jeter un sort. Piper alors en train de préparer la potion, se retrouve complètement obsédée par le ménage. Voyant des assiettes sales juste à coté d'elle, elle commence a les laver, ne se souciant plus ni du sorcier, ni de la potion. Voyant que les assiettes sont trop sales à son goût, elle décide donc de les jeter, puis fait exploser les vitres de la cuisine car leurs carreaux ne sont pas nets. Léo s'apercevant que Piper est envoûtée, s'en va chercher de l'aide.

Puis c'est au tour de Phoebe. Elle se trouve à sa séance photo. Le photographe lui demande de se dévêtir légèrement mais elle refuse. Léo vient la voir pour lui expliquer l'état de Piper, mais c'est alors que Phoebe se retrouve elle aussi envoûtée. Sous le sort, elle devient omnubilée par sa concurrence avec Spencer Ricks, et se met en petite tenue pour la suite de la prise de photo.

Une dispute éclate entre Glenn et Jessica car ce dernier défend Paige. En colère, elle quitte les lieux. C'est en rentrant dans sa voiture qu'elle se retrouve nez à nez avec Paige. Toutes deux s'éclipsent vers un bord de falaise, bordé par de la lave de volcan. Paige lui dévoile son identité de sorcière, laissant la jeune femme impuissante dans ce lieu terrifiant.

Phoebe prépare une potion pour tuer Spencer Ricks. Piper s'énerve car sa sœur ne range rien, et met en bazarre tout ce qui l'a été. De plus Phoebe lui dit de ne pas s'inquiéter si elle ne revient pas pendant un certain temps, ni si elle quitte le pays, et Piper rétorque qu'il est hors de question que sa cadette parte avant d'avoir tout remis en ordre, mais Phoebe est déjà partie. Elles sont en effet sous l'action des sorts.

Léo se téléporte auprès de Paige pour qu'elle puisse aider ses sœurs, mais il est surpris de trouver la jeune femme dans une chapelle, qui plus est en robe de mariée. Paige a décider de prendre l'identité de Jessica afin d'épouser Glenn, et c'est alors que ses traits de visage prennent peu à peu ceux de Jessica. Elle a fait en sorte d'avancer la cérémonie du mariage, et part alors, sous les traits de la fiancée, épouser son ami. Léo essaie de faire comprendre à Glenn que la femme qu'il a devant lui n'est pas Jessica, mais Paige, mais il refuse de le croire. Paige et Léo s'entretiennent seul à seul, mais elle ne veut pas révéler à Léo où elle a déposé la pauvre Jessica.

Phoebe s'entretient avec le fameux Spencer Ricks, qu'elle qualifie de misogyne et d'imposteur. Devant l'exaspération provoqué par son concurrent, elle lui jette la potion et le transforme en dindon, en vu de le manger. Pendant ce temps, au manoir, Léo essaie de résonner sa femme, qui enceinte de 7 mois, nettoie une gouttière du haut d'une échelle. Phoebe débarque avec l'animal entre les mains, ce qui provoque encore la colère de sa sœur maniaque. Voyant que Léo tente d'entrer le manoir avec les pieds couvert de boue, Piper qui préfèrerait voir son mari en enfer plutôt qu'il salisse la maison, le fait exploser. Léo prend en note l'expression prononcée par sa dulcinée, et y voit là la réponse à son problème, et se rend en enfer pour chercher Jessica.

Il se téléporte donc en enfer, et rassure Jessica qui, au premiers abords, prend peur par la venue d'un autre être magique. Une fois en confiance, tous deux se téléportent à la chapelle où le mariage doit avoir lieu. La cérémonie a déjà commencée. Léo et Jessica entrent dans la chapelle. Pour se débarrasser du pasteur, l'être de lumière prétexte que les deux jeunes femmes présentent sont jumelles, et que Glenn n'allait pas épouser la bonne. Une fois ce dernier partit, Paige reprend alors son apparence normal. Se rendant compte de l'amour que Jessica et Glenn se porte l'un pour l'autre, le sort se rompt aussitôt, laissant Paige désolée. Mais pas le temps pour des explications, Léo et Paige doivent rentrer pour aider Piper et Phoebe.

Ils retrouvent Piper sur le trottoir devant le manoir, mais le problème, c'est que le manoir n'est plus visible. Piper l'a rendu invisible pour éviter que quiconque ne le salisse. Pour inverser le sort, Léo fait remarquer à Piper que Phoebe se trouve dans celui-ci. Réalisant que sa sœur est plus importante à ses yeux que le ménage, le sort s'inverse et Piper redevient normale. Elle retrouve la formule employée, et rend à nouveau le manoir visible par tous. Alors que Paige constate que tout est niquel dans le manoir et que Piper quand à elle constate que sa petite sœur est en robe de mariée, elles entendent les cris du dindon. Phoebe est dans la cuisine et manque de peu d'assassiner la volaille, mais heureusement, tous se rendent comptent que l'animal n'est autre que Spencer Ricks, et Léo emmène Phoebe loin de ce dernier.

Paige et Piper décident de rendre une petite visite au sorcier-guérisseur qui se trouve dans son repère, satisfait des effets de ses sorts. Mais les deux sœurs Halliwell débarquent dans le repère. Piper veut se venger de ces sorciers maintenant qu'elles ont repris possession de leur état normal et du bon fonctionnement de leur pouvoirs, mais les sorciers leurs font comprendre qu'ils sont dans le même camps, et que sans eux, elles ne seraient jamais débarrassées de tous les esprits frappeurs. Piper leur fait promettre de désenvoûter leur sœur, s'ils ne veulent pas finir leurs jours en enfer.

Mais dans le grenier, le sort jeté sur Phoebe prend de l'ampleur, et elle tente de tuer Léo à coup de hachoir, mais heureusement, elle est désenvoûtée à temps. La nuit passée, Paige médite seule dans sa chambre, en regardant son vieil album de photo. Elle tente d'appeler Glenn, mais repose le combiné téléphonique sans avoir composé son numéro. Elle donne rendez-vous à Glenn et Jessica au square, se faisant passer tantôt pour l'un, tantôt pour l'autre.

Une fois les amoureux réunis au square, Paige fait son apparition à son tour. Elle fait ses excuses auprès de son ami et de sa fiancée, mais la pilule est dure à avaler. Elle comprend tout a fait qu'ils lui en veuillent, mais se justifie sur le fait qu'elle était envoûtée, et que maintenant, elle sait très bien qu'elle et Glenn ne seront que des amis, et rien de plus. Après ces paroles prononcées, elle s'en va, laissant le jeune couple se réconcilier.

Au p3, Piper comprend lorsque Léo fait tomber un bol de cacahuètes au sol, qu'il est tant pour elle d'être moins maniaque sur toutes ces petites choses, surtout une fois le bébé arrivé, il lui sera plus difficile de se mettre à tout nettoyer. Phoebe arrive et montre à ses sœurs et son beau-frère ses photos dans le magazine dans lequel elle fait la couverture. En effet, vu les photos plutôt "dénudées", elle n'a plus de soucis a se faire en se qui concerne Spencer Ricks. De même, elle leur dit que ce "porc" de Spencer Ricks et redevenu le goujat qu'il a toujours été et qu'il ne se souviendra de rien. Une fois les photos visionnées par ses deux sœurs, Phoebe demande à récupérer son magazine mais Piper et Paige le donnent à Léo qui s'empresse de courir pour que Phoebe ne puisse le récupérer.

[Scene: Manor. Paige's room. Paige is there lying on her bed, talking on the phone.]


Paige:
Hey, it's so good to talk to you. I was getting worried about you. You've been gone for far too long, Glen.


Glen:
Yeah, I'm sorry, I-I should've called and let you know that I was alright. I guess I, uh, ended up staying a little longer than I thought.


Paige:
That's okay, you'll just have to take me to dinner tomorrow night to make it up to me.


Glen:
Dinner... I-I can't tomorrow night, Paige, I got plans.


Paige:
Oh.


Glen:
I still wanna meet you though, I mean, I really wanna see you.


(Paige flips through a photo album with pictures of her and Glen inside.)


Paige:
Good, 'cause, um, there's actually something I really want to talk to you about.


Glen:
Really? Sounds mysterious. That's actually great because there's something that I really wanna talk to you about too.


Paige:
Great. Then it's a date. (The room creeks and Paige ignores it.) Uh, so I'll see you at 11:00.


Glen:
11:00 is good, 11:00 is great. (The phone cradle starts to slide across the side table by itself.) Usual place at the lake?


Paige:
(to the moving phone) Damn it, no!


Glen:
Or we can meet wherever.


(The phone floats into the air.)


Paige:
Stop it I said.


Glen:
Stop what?


Paige:
Uh, nothing, I'll just, um, yeah, see you tomorrow, it'll be great.


(Paige pulls the phone out of the wall and sighs.)


[Cut to Piper's bedroom. Leo is asleep in bed. Piper is in the nursery mumbling to herself. Leo reaches over to Piper's side of the bed and wakes when he feels she's not there.]


Piper:
I am so sick of this.


Leo:
Piper?


Piper:
Hm?


Leo:
What are you doing?


(Leo sits up. Piper walks out of the nursery carrying a packet of diapers.)


Piper:
I'm putting the diapers back where they belong, that is what I'm doing.


(She puts the diapers on a shelf.)


Leo:
But it's 2:00 in the morning.


Piper:
Yeah, well, apparently our little ghosts and goblins are not sleeping, so
how can I? I wish they would just attack us rather than move stuff around.


(She goes back in the nursery and picks up a pile of diapers from under the crib.
She takes them into the bedroom and places them on the shelf.)


Leo:
I told you, they're not ghosts, they're-they're pests. Residual energy left
over from all the demons you vanquished here. Besides, the Elders said they
would dissipate over time.


Piper:
Yeah, okay, well, they're not dissipating. It's getting worse. They're, like, organising and they're making it impossible for me to keep the baby things in
order.


Leo:
I know, but it's 2:00 in the morning.


(Cackling and groans heard. Piper looks at the shelf and the diapers are missing. She goes into the nursery and the diapers have shown up under the crib.)


Piper:
Ohh, I'm telling you, Leo, they are trying to drive me crazy. (They hear a
cow bell clang and Phoebe chanting in a very loud voice.) What was that?


(Piper and Leo go out into the hallway. Paige walks into the hallway from her room. Phoebe walks down the stairs chanting, ringing the cow bell and waving an incense stick.)


Paige:
What the hell is going on?


Phoebe:
Hi.


Piper:
Phoebe, what are you doing?


Phoebe:
I am cleansing the house.


(She continues chanting.)


Leo:
At 2:00 in the morning?


Phoebe:
Shh!


(Everyone listens for a moment and then Phoebe continues chanting. She walks
down the stairs to the first floor.)


Piper:
Phoebe. Phoebe!


(They all follow.)


[Cut to downstairs.]


Piper:
Phoebe, hold it!


Phoebe:
What? What? What?


Piper:
You're polluting the place. What is that crap?


Phoebe:
The strongest purification in the Book of Shadows.


Paige:
You think that's gonna help?


Phoebe:
It better because Cole's residual evil is taking on a life of its own. And
look at my hair. I woke up, it was in a ponytail. I did not put it in a ponytail.


Piper:
And you think Cole is connected to this?


Phoebe:
Well, yeah, after all the time he spent here, how could he not be? This
house needs some serious feng shui-ing.


Piper:
Oh, give me that!


(She grabs the burning incense and cow bell off of Phoebe.)


Leo:
I'm telling you guys, it's all harmless. It's gonna go away by itself.


(A vase of flowers rise off a table and floats past them. Then the chandelier
shakes and doors open and close. The vase drops and smashes on the floor. A white ghost-like mist floats in and grabs Phoebe, pulling her up above the stairs.)


Piper:
Phoebe!


Paige:
Piper, blow it up.


(Piper tries to blow it up and blows up part of the ceiling instead.)


Phoebe:
Whoa! (Piper tries again and blows up another part of the ceiling.) Do
something!


Paige:
Electricity! Poltergeists don't like electricity. (Piper blows up the ceiling light and the sparks electrocute the poltergeist. It lets go of Phoebe and she falls onto the stairs.) Oh.


Phoebe:
You were saying?

Opening Credits


[Scene: Manor. Paige's bedroom. Paige is there putting on some makeup. She
then does her hair and tries to choose an outfit. She finds one she likes and puts it on.]


[Cut to the downstairs hallway. Piper and Leo are cleaning up the blown up ceiling plaster and Phoebe is in the dining room flipping through the Book of Shadows.]


Phoebe:
Why are you so sure that it wasn't a poltergeist? I mean, it definitely didn't like getting zapped, that's for sure.


Leo:
I know, but poltergeists are spirits, this was more like a manifestation.


Phoebe:
A manifestation of what? Cole's left over energy?


Leo:
Well, not just Cole's but every bit of evil that's been through here. It seems
to be coalescing into this some sort of being.


Piper:
Gee, you think?


Leo:
I know, I'm sorry, I underestimated it. It's just I've never heard of it getting
this bad before, that's all.


Piper:
Well, you're forgiven, now how do we get rid of it?


Leo:
I don't know.


Phoebe:
Don't worry, I will find a way. Where there's a ying there's a yang.


Piper:
Okay, I have no idea what that means but I do know that I can not raise a
child in this environment, people.


Phoebe:
Piper, you're not due for another couple of months.


Piper:
Exactly, I am running out of time.


(Paige comes down the stairs.)


Paige:
Good morning! How do you like my outfit?


Piper:
You look like you are not gonna help clean up.


Paige:
You have got that right. I'm gonna go meet Glen. And besides, isn't
everything just gonna get messed up again anyway?


Piper:
Bite your tongue.


Leo:
A little dressed up for Glen. Looks more like you're going on a date.


Paige:
Maybe I am.


Phoebe:
Excuse me? Did I just hear correctly? You and Glen together again?


Paige:
I hope so. I kinda wanna talk to him about that.


Phoebe:
Really? Fascinating.


Piper:
Haven't you and Glen dated many times before?


Paige:
Yeah, kinda been hanging out on and off since high school, you know.


Piper:
I see. So you think maybe this time it might work out?


Paige:
I hope so. Especially 'cause lately, I'll be out on a date and I just wind up
thinking about him.


Phoebe:
Proof of love.


Leo:
At least he knows you're a witch, you won't have to hide anything.


Paige:
That is a very good point.


Piper:
Alright, Sally, go meet Harry. Good luck.


Paige:
Thank you. If you need me, you know I'm just an orb away. Just holler.

(Part of the ceiling falls on top of Piper.) Uhh.


Piper:
Would now be a bad time?


Phoebe:
Hey, hey, I think I found something.


[Time lapse. Piper, Phoebe, Paige and Leo are in the kitchen making a potion.
The potion explodes.]


Leo:
A witch doctor?


Phoebe:
Okay, liverwort and a pinch of dragon root.


Paige:
Dragon root.


Phoebe:
Okay.


(Paige throws some dragon root in the pot.)


Paige:
Got it.


Leo:
Wait, shouldn't we be talking about this?


Phoebe:
What is there to talk about, Leo? It says right here that they expel evil
spirits.


Leo:
Still, that doesn't mean they're good. Witch doctors are kind of a wild card,
that's why the Elders don't want us working with them.


Piper:
Well, sometimes we don't wanna work with the Elders, so we're even.

(Phoebe and Paige giggle.) Besides, do you have a better idea?


Leo:
No.


Phoebe:
Okay, then. Get the snakeskin ready and after I read the spell, then you throw it in. "Free us from the ties that bind, of evil magic intertwined, we call upon the one who cures, he who's to the dark injured."


Paige:
You ready?


(She throws in the snakeskin and the potion explodes. Magical lights rise out of
the potion a man in a black suit appears near by.)


Man:
How may I be of service?


Paige:
Are you a witch doctor?


Witch Doctor:
Let me guess. You were expecting someone with a bone through
the nose and a shrunken head necklace, perhaps?


Phoebe:
Yeah, actually, yeah, yeah.


(He sighs.)


Witch Doctor:
You make this huge effort to change with the times. It's always the stereotypes that persist. Now, where is the evil?


(He looks under the kitchen table and so do the girls.)


Piper:
Uh, here, there, everywhere.


(He pulls a voodoo doll out of his pockets and holds it out in front of him.)


Witch Doctor:
Ever vanquished a demon in this house by any chance?


(Phoebe chuckles.)


Phoebe:
Oh, only about a hundred.


Piper:
Give or take.


Phoebe:
Another hundred.


Witch Doctor:
Explains all the evil energy I'm sensing. This is going to take some time.


Paige:
Yeah, well, can you do it?


Witch Doctor:
Absolutely. May I?


Piper:
Go for it.


(The witch doctor leaves the kitchen.)


Leo:
I'm gonna keep an eye on him.


Paige:
Alright, I'm gonna go see Glen.


Phoebe:
I have to go to work. (Paige kisses Piper's head.) (to Piper's stomach) Goodbye, my little baby, I love you so much.


Piper:
Um, but... (Phoebe and Paige leave.) Uh... Well, hey, don't worry about
me. I'll just clean this all up by myself.


[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe walks out of her office holding a newspaper. She storms over to Elise.]


Phoebe:
Did you see what that turkey did?


Elise:
Good morning, Phoebe, how are you?


Phoebe:
It's a full page ad. Spencer Ricks is challenging me with this, this
chauvinistic crap. Listen to this. "Ask Phoebe says every woman needs to find her
own inner goddess", right? Spencer Ricks says, "That's fine as long as she cooks and cleans". Can you believe that?


Elise:
He's just trying to drum up publicity by being controversial.


Phoebe:
Yeah, well, that's not gonna work. Is it?


Elise:
It's working so far. The daily readership is up because of his advice column
and we're a little down.


Phoebe:
Well, what are we gonna do? I mean, we can't just ignore this.


Elise:
We're not. As a matter of fact, the other editors and I have decided to fight fire with fire, if that is, you're open to it.


Phoebe:
Absolutely. Whatever it takes to vanquish the competition, I'm all... You know, defeat the competit... I'm just a very competitive person, you know.


Elise:
Oh, I've noticed, which is why I think you're gonna like our little plan. We've arranged a photo shoot for you. Today at 3:00.


Phoebe:
A photo shoot?


Elise:
415 is doing an expose on local celebrities. We want you to be apart of it.


Phoebe:
I don't know, Elise.


Elise:
Oh, it's all gonna be very tasteful of course. Although, I want you to be free to show off any of your lovely... assets as you feel comfortable.


Phoebe:
Elise, I don't know if I can do that. I mean, why stoop to that? You know, I am an advice columnist. I'm not some playmate.


Elise:
Okay. I respect that. (She turns to leave but stops.) Although, you should know that Spencer Ricks will be in the issue.


Phoebe:
What time did you say I have to be there?


Commercial Break


[Scene: Park. Paige is there standing near a large lake. Glen walks up to her.]


Glen:
Paige?


Paige:
Hi!


(They hug.)


Glen:
I like your hair.


Paige:
Thank you.


Glen:
Serious hug.


Paige:
Yeah, well, I missed you.


Glen:
I missed you too. You look really great.


Paige:
Thank you, so do you. Um, how was your climb? It was the Matterhorn,
right?


Glen:
It was awesome. Uh, there was a lot more people there than when we were
there though.


Paige:
That's too bad.


Glen:
So what about you? You kill any demons lately?


Paige:
Of course, but I probably shouldn't talk about that here.


Glen:
Right, right, sorry. (He laughs.) Sorry. So...


Paige:
So...


Glen:
Wh-.


Paige:
Okay, you go first, I insist.


Glen:
Okay, well, I'm getting married.


Paige:
What?


Glen:
Yeah, I wanted you to be the first to know. After my parents, of course,
but...


Paige:
You're getting married?


Glen:
Oh, here she is, here-here she is. Jessica.


(A beautiful blonde woman approaches them.)


Jessica:
Sorry I'm so late, I couldn't find parking anywhere. Hi.


Paige:
Hi.


Jessica:
You must be Paige. Glen's told me so much about you. It's nice to finally meet you.


Paige:
It's great to see you.


(She laughs awkwardly.)


Glen:
So what did you wanna tell me?


[Scene: Manor. Piper's room. Leo and the Witch Doctor are there. An electrical bolt, flowing out of the Witch Doctor's voodoo doll, has a hold of the evil spirit. The evil spirit screams and is sucked into the voodoo doll. The Witch Doctor sighs in relief and chuckles.]


Leo:
I hope you got it.


Witch Doctor:
That was a little bitty baby one. The big mamma's still hiding
somewhere. But I'll find her, don't you worry. (He walks around the room.) These
walls are clogged with evil waste. The worst I've ever seen. Sure these are good witches that live here?


Leo:
The best. Although, one of them is going to go very evil on us if we don't get this room cleaned up in a hurry, believe me.


Witch Doctor:
Is that a fact?


Leo:
Well, not literally. All I mean is that you need to finish up here in a hurry, that's all.


Witch Doctor:
I understand.


(The Witch Doctor picks up a lipstick and goes to put it in his pocket until Leo sees him.)


Leo:
What are you doing? Did you just take something?


Witch Doctor:
You mean this lipstick? I'm having trouble differentiating between
the witches magic and evil. Personal items help me separate them better. That's
if it's alright with you of course.


Leo:
I guess.


Witch Doctor:
You don't trust me, do you? Pity. Witch Doctors help rid the world of dark spirits. Now I would think that you'd think that was a good thing.


[Cut to the foyer. Piper's there. Leo and the Witch Doctor walk down the stairs.]


Piper:
Hey, I heard an explosion. What's going on up there?


Leo:
Don't worry, everything's okay.


Piper:
I am a little worried and I need to know if this is going to work or not.


Witch Doctor:
Once I catch big mamma, it'll all be over with.


Piper:
Big mamma? Who's big mamma?


Leo:
I don't know.


(Paige barges through the front door.)


Paige:
He's getting married, that dirty rat.


(The Witch Doctor walks into the living room.)


Piper:
Who?


Paige:
Glen. He's getting married to some bimbette he met climbing the
Matterhorn.


Piper:
At Disneyland?


Paige:
No, Switzerland. Oh, but me? I'm lucky because I got an invitation to the wedding.


(She holds up the invitation and rips it in half. She throws it on the floor.)


Piper:
Hey, pick that up.


[Cut to the living room. The Witch Doctor is looking at a picture of Piper, Phoebe
and Paige. He clicks his fingers and the photo magically appears in his hand.]


[Cut to in the foyer.]


Paige:
I mean, I was on the phone with him. He had plenty of time to tell me about this, but no, he couldn't mention a single thing. Lucky, lucky me I didn't say what I really wanted. Ugh, really, I think I would have died.


(A groaning sound is heard.)


Leo:
Excuse me.


(Leo goes into the living room.)


Piper:
Uh, so what are you gonna do?


Paige:
Do?! Well, I'm gonna kill him. (Paige sighs.) No, I'm gonna apologise
because I'm a good girl. I was a little bit rude, especially to her. Although, I don't know what he sees in her. She's not his type at all. She's blonde!


(Suddenly, Leo comes crashing through the wall. Piper and Paige go over to him. They hear a scream and the Witch Doctor has a hold of "Big Mamma" with an electric bolt. He struggles to suck her in.]


Witch Doctor:
That's it! Stand back! (He sucks in Big Mamma with his voodoo doll.) Gotcha.


(Paige sees their blown up TV.)


Paige:
Oh, I guess I'm not watching the Osbournes tonight.


Piper:
(to Leo) Are you okay?


(He groans.)


Leo:
Yeah.


(The Witch Doctor spots Paige's car keys near by. He wiggles his fingers and the
keys appear in his hand. Leo gets up.)


Witch Doctor:
My work here is complete. Your house has been cleansed.


(He disappears.)


Piper:
Hm. Doesn't look very cleansed to me.


(She looks at the destroyed living room.)


[Scene: Witch Doctors' Lodge. Fellow Witch Doctors sit around the room. The
Witch Doctor appears in the room.]


Head Witch Doctor:
Well?


Witch Doctor:
The house has been purged, although how it became infested in the first place is very troublesome.


Head Witch Doctor:
Go on.


Witch Doctor:
Whoever these witches are, they're magnets for evil, it's drawn to
their powers.


Head Witch Doctor:
Can they withstand it?


Witch Doctor:
Doubtful. They're easily distracted by the pettiness of their lives.
Sooner or later evil will overtake them, and along with it, their powers.


Head Witch Doctor:
Then we must eliminate them.


Commercial Break


[Scene: Manor. Living room. Piper and Leo are there cleaning up.]


Piper:
Ugh. Didn't we just do this?


Leo:
Yeah, and I still think you should've made Paige stay and help.


Piper:
Well, apparently she has her own mess to clean up.


Leo:
Well, hopefully we don't have to do this again anytime soon.


Piper:
Are you kidding me? With exploding demons and trampling sisters, this
place is a disaster area always. I have no idea what it's going to be like when the
baby comes.


Leo:
Well, I'm more concerned with the Witch Doctor right now.


Piper:
Why? Because he took my lipstick?


Leo:
And Paige's keys.


Piper:
You don't know that he took those. I mean, she loses her keys daily.


Leo:
Well, maybe. All I'm saying is there's something not right with that Witch
Doctor, that's all.


Piper:
Well, he took care of the things that go bump in the night, so that's all I
care about.


(Phoebe walks in.)


Phoebe:
Whoa, what happened in here?


Piper:
We've been healed.


Phoebe:
Really? Way to go, doc. I gotta go change.


Piper:
Why? Where are you going?


Phoebe:
To a photo shoot. To compromise my integrity. I'm going to kill the
competition.


Piper:
Alright then. Whatever that means.


(Phoebe goes upstairs.)


Leo:
Hey, uh, picture's missing.


Piper:
What?


Leo:
The one of you and Phoebe, Paige? It went right here.


Piper:
Maybe it fell out.


Leo:
No, it was glued in.


Piper:
Come on, why would he want a picture of us?


Leo:
I don't know, I'm not a witch doctor. All I'm saying is he obviously wanted it
for something.


Phoebe:
(from upstairs) Hey! Who stole my toothbrush?


(Piper looks at Leo.)


Piper:
I'll go make the summoning potion.


Leo:
I'll go check with the Elders.


[Scene: Witch Doctors' Lodge. The Witch Doctor and the Head Witch Doctor are
there making a potion.]


Head Witch Doctor:
If these witches are as powerful as you say they are, how will
you kill them?


Witch Doctor:
By attacking them as humans. Women. (He picks up a voodoo doll and wraps Paige's keys around it.) Which each likeness, I'll turn their character flaws into obsessions. Obsessions that will consume them. Destroy them.


(He puts the voodoo doll into the pot.)


[Scene: A church. Glen, Jessica and a priest are there. Paige walks in.]


Paige:
Uh, Glen?


Glen:
Excuse me.


(Glen walks over to Paige.)


Paige:
You're mad?


Glen:
No, I'm not mad, Paige. I'm just confused. What happened to you this
morning? Why were you so mean to Jess?


Paige:
I wasn't mean, necessarily, I was just rude.


Glen:
Fine, whatever. Why?


Paige:
I guess I felt like you just kind of came along and dropped this huge bombshell on me. I was hurt.


Glen:
Hurt, why? (She doesn't answer.) Wait, you thought you and I...


Paige:
No. No, I didn't think that at all.


(Jessica comes up to them.)


Jessica:
Glen, the minister's waiting.


(Suddenly, Paige's eyes glow, then return to normal.)


Paige:
Uhh.


Glen:
Are you okay?


Paige:
I'm fine. Jessica, I wanted to apologise for not being friendlier earlier, I really am sorry.


Jessica:
Thank you. Thanks for saying that.


Paige:
I just don't understand what Glen's doing with such a blonde bimbette.


Glen, Jessica:
What?


Paige:
And really, who's the surgeon who does those boobs, because they are fantastic. I should get the number for a friend of mine.


Glen:
Paige, what the hell is wrong with you?


Paige:
Me? Well, nothing's wrong with me. I'm not the one marrying the wrong
woman.


Jessica:
Oh my god.


(Jessica walks away.)


Glen:
Wait, Jessica, Jessica. What are you doing?


[Cut to the Witch Doctors' Lodge.]


Witch Doctor:
Next.


(He puts another voodoo doll with Piper's lipstick attached to it in the pot.)


[Cut to the manor. Kitchen. Piper is making a potion.]


Piper:
Liverwort, dragon's root...


(Leo orbs in.)


Leo:
How close are you to summoning him?


Piper:
Uh, a little bit of snake skin and a bad rhyme away. Why?


Leo:
Well, the Elders think the Witch Doctor's been stealing your stuff to put a hex on you.


Piper:
A hex? For what?


Leo:
He thinks you're evil too, which is why the sooner you summon him the better. (Piper's eyes glow and then turn back to normal. She walks over to the sink.) Piper, what are you doing?


Piper:
Cleaning up.


(She starts to wash the dishes.)


Leo:
Right now?


Piper:
You know, you can never really get a dish sanitary enough, can you? (She throws a plate in the trash.) Dirty. (She throws another.) Dirty. (And another.) Dirty.


Leo:
Piper, what is the matter with you?


Piper:
What is the matter with me? I don't know. (She looks at the windows.) Are those water spots? (She blows up the window.) Much better.


Leo:
Okay, alright, you keep cleaning and I'll be back with help.


(He orbs out. Piper continues to throw plates in the trash.)


[Cut to the Witch Doctors' Lodge.]


Witch Doctor:
Last but not least. Phoebe.


(He throws the last voodoo doll with Phoebe's toothbrush attached into the pot.]


[Scene: Photographic Studio. Phoebe is sitting on a beach chair holding The Bay
Mirror newspaper. A photographer is taking photos of her.]


Photographer:
This is excellent! Excellent! Good! Excellent. You're a natural at
this.


Phoebe:
Oh, I don't know about all that. I'm not even sure why I'm doing all this actually.


Photographer:
You're doing this to throw Spencer Ricks out of the water, honey, and we both know it. A little more skin wouldn't hurt.


(Phoebe laughs.)


Phoebe:
Oh, no, I can't do that.


Photographer:
It's your career. Reload!


(A guy takes his camera. Phoebe's eyes glow. Leo goes over to Phoebe.)


Leo:
Phoebe.


Phoebe:
Leo, what are you doing here?


Leo:
I've gotta get you home. Something's wrong with Piper.


Photographer:
Excuse me? Who are you?


Leo:
Me? I'm her brother-in-law.


Photographer:
Well, good for you but this is a closed set. Buh! As in buh-bye.


Leo:
Sorry, but there's kind of a family emergency.


Photographer:
(sarcastic) Oh, sorry, I should've realised.


(Phoebe stands up.)


Phoebe:
No, it's okay. I'll stay.


(She takes off her dress to reveal a two-piece bathing suit underneath. She leans against a prop tree.)


Photographer:
Okay, um, we're shooting. Get the fan going, we're shooting, we're shooting, and we're shoo... Um, brother-in-law person, can you disappear? (Leo walks away, shocked.) Excellent! Beautiful.


[Scene: Church. Jessica walks out of the building with Glen following.]


Jessica:
So, what, now you're defending her?


Glen:
No, Jess. All I'm trying to say is that's not like Paige.


Jessica:
She insults me, humiliates me and now you're trying to explain it.


Glen:
No, she was out of her head, she didn't know what she was saying.


Jessica:
Oh my god, don't even try. She knew exactly what she was saying to me, Glen.


Glen:
She didn't mean it. I'm telling you. I've known her forever.


Jessica:
Well, then fine. Why don't you marry her?


(Jessica walks away. Glen goes back inside. Jessica goes over to her car and gets in. Paige is sitting in the passenger seat.)


Paige:
Rough day?


(Jessica gasps.)


Jessica:
What are you doing in my car?


Paige:
Waiting for you.


(Paige orbs out with Jessica.)


[Cut to a rocky ledge above a fiery pit. Paige orbs in with Jessica.]


Paige:
Careful now, you wouldn't want to fall.


Jessica:
What happened? Where am I?


Paige:
You pissed off a witch, that's what happened.


Jessica:
What? (Paige orbs out and leaves Jessica there.) Help! Help!


Commercial Break


[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Phoebe is there making a potion. She throws something in and it sparks.]


Phoebe:
Oh! This is gonna be fun. Okay, feather, feather, where do we keep the feathers?


(She looks in a cupboard. Piper walks in from the basement carrying plastic covers.)


Piper:
Oh my god! You've made a mess!


Phoebe:
Where's the feathers?


Piper:
What do you want feathers for?


Phoebe:
Killer potion for Spencer Ricks.


Piper:
Oh. Second cabinet, under F. I alphabetized. It's much more orderly.


(Phoebe looks in the second cupboard.)


Phoebe:
I see it. Perfect. (She pulls out a jar of feathers.) Okay. (She goes back to the potion.) What are those?


Piper:
Slip covers. To keep the furniture clean. Although I've come to the conclusion that we should probably just stand from now on.


Phoebe:
Whatever. Okay. (She throws a feather in the pot and the potion makes a small explosion.) Piper, just so you know, I may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. And I will call you, okay.


(Phoebe fills a vial with the potion.)


Piper:
Oh, no you don't, Missy. There will be no fleeing the country until you clean up after yourself.


Phoebe:
No-no-no-no-no, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm possessed.


(Phoebe races out of the kitchen.)


Piper:
That is not an excuse!


[Scene: Church. A changing room. Leo orbs in.]


Leo:
Paige? (Paige pokes her head around a changing screen.) Thank god you're here, we have serious problems.


Paige:
Like what?


(Paige comes out from behind the screen, wearing a wedding dress.)


Leo:
Like... why are you wearing a wedding dress?


Paige:
Because I'm going to get married. (Paige morphs into Jessica.) Thanks to my Whitelighter powers.


Leo:
Oh, no.


Jessica/Paige:
I can convince Glen to move up the ceremony before that crazy ex of his gets in the way again. Clever, huh? (She looks in the mirror.) Hmm, nose job, should have guessed.


Leo:
Paige, you can't do this, this isn't you.


Jessica/Paige:
It is now. At least until after the honeymoon and then maybe I'll switch back. (An organ starts to play.) Mm, that's my cue.


Leo:
Okay, wait, stop, I can't let you do this. (Jessica/Paige orbs out and orbs back in behind him.) Should've seen that coming.


[Cut to the aisle. Glen is standing at the end of the aisle dressed in a suit, with the Priest beside him. Jessica/Paige starts walking down the aisle. Leo runs after her.]


Leo:
Paige, Paige. (He stumbles over her dress.) Paige.


Jessica/Paige:
Watch my train.


Leo:
Listen to me, you are under a hex. The witch doctor's done this to all of you.


Glen:
Hey, hey.


Leo:
Look, you can fight a hex. You just have to reach deep down...


Glen:
What's your problem, Leo? Get outta here.


Leo:
Look, I'm sorry, Glen, but this-this isn't what you think it is.


Glen:
Oh, no? So this isn't Paige's, uh, brother-in-law trying to ruin my wedding?


Jessica/Paige:
That's what it looks like to me.


Leo:
Paige.


Glen:
Did you just call her Paige?


Leo:
Look, Glen, you know about this family. You know what sort of wacky things can happen. Can we just go somewhere and talk?


Jessica/Paige:
No. Sweetie, I'll handle this, okay? Go back to your position.
Please. I'll be right there.


(He does so.)


Leo:
Paige. Where's Jessica?


Jessica/Paige:
Hell if I know.


Leo:
What does that mean? What did you do to her? Paige, you better not have
hurt an innocent.


Jessica/Paige:
Well, she's not that innocent. After all, she tried to steal Glen away from me, didn't she?


(Jessica continues to walk down the aisle. Leo runs out of the church.)


[Scene: Outside The Daily. Spencer Ricks is there. He walks past a beautiful blonde woman and turns to check her out. Phoebe walks over to him.]


Phoebe:
Well, at least you practice what you preach. Spencer Ricks, right?


Spencer:
That's right. You a fan? Got a pen?


Phoebe:
No, actually, I'm your competition. But instead of stooping to your level, I decided to come and confront you personally.


Spencer:
That's right. Pheeble Halliwell as I live and breathe. Your billboards don't do you justice. You have a nice rack. You ought to show it off a little bit more.


Phoebe:
You know, I don't mind losing readers to a legitimate writer. But some misogynistic pig that's a fraud.


Spencer:
Ow, ow, that hurts. I'm not a fraud. I mean what I write.


Phoebe:
Oh, do you?


Spencer:
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, baby. Oh, wait, that's a woman's place, isn't it? So then you wouldn't have anywhere to go, would you?


(He turns his back and starts to walk away. Phoebe gets the potion out of her bag.)


Phoebe:
You know what? You're a turkey! And turkeys don't write columns. (She throws the potion at Spencer and he turns into a turkey.) But they do make delicious dinners.


[Scene: Manor. Parlor. The couches are covered in plastic. Leo walks down the stairs.]


Leo:
Piper? Where are you? (He walks into the living room. There is cleaning equipment everywhere.) What the? What? Piper? (He hears a noise and goes outside. He sees Piper standing on a ladder which is leaning up against the house.) Piper, what are you doing?


Piper:
Heads up! (She throws a roof tile on the ground.) I'm replacing this roof. It's filthy! I told you this place was a wreck.


Leo:
Look, Piper, I need you to help me find Paige.


Piper:
I'm not talking to her until she cleans up her room.


Leo:
But it's about Glen's fiancé. I think she's done something to her, something terrible. (Piper comes down the ladder.) I need you to help me find her.


Piper:
Busy.


Leo:
Piper, you need to snap out of it. Okay, this isn't about you guys anymore, it's about an innocent and if she dies...


(They hear a turkey gobble and look to see Phoebe getting out of her car carrying the turkey.)


Phoebe:
A little help here.


Piper:
What are you doing with that thing?


Phoebe:
Well, first I'm gonna kill it and then I'm gonna stuff it.


Piper:
You are not bringing that filthy fowl in the house.


Phoebe:
Yes, I am. Thanksgiving's early this year.


Piper:
Do not get any blood in that kitchen.


(Phoebe goes inside.)


Leo:
Phoebe, can I talk to you a minute? (He starts to follow her in and steps in a muddy puddle. Piper blows him up. Leo orbs back in.) What'd you do that for?


Piper:
Like hell you are bringing those muddy shoes in my house.


Leo:
Like hell. Paige said like hell. Jessica.


(He orbs out. Piper looks up at the roof.)


Piper:
This is taking far too long.


[Scene: A rocky ledge above a fiery pit. Jessica is sitting there scared out of her
mind. Leo orbs in. She screams and panics.]


Jessica:
Please don't! Please don't. Please don't.


Leo:
It's okay, I'm here to help you.


Jessica:
I don't know how this happened. I don't know who you are.


Leo:
There's no time to explain everything, just know that I'm here to save you. It's okay, you can trust me.


(She takes his hand and they orb out.)


[Cut to the church.]


Glen:
I promise to love you, trust you and honour you with all my heart, Jessica, forever.


Priest:
Jessica.


(Leo and the real Jessica runs in.)


Leo:
Wait, stop the wedding.


Jessica:
Glen.


(She goes over to him.)


Glen:
What the hell?


Leo:
They're twins and he was gonna marry the wrong one.


Priest:
Oh.


Leo:
Maybe we could just give them a minute.


Priest:
Sure. Right.


(The priest walks away, confused.)


Glen:
Paige? (Jessica/Paige morphs into Paige.) But why?


(Paige's eyes glow and the hex is removed.)


Paige:
Glen, I can explain. (to Leo) What have I done?


Leo:
There's no time. We need to get home and save your sisters before they destroy themselves.


(Leo and Paige orb out.)


[Cut to outside the manor. Piper is there sweeping the footpath. Leo and Paige orb in. Paige notices she's still holding the bunch of flowers and throws them into the bush.]


Leo:
Piper, I brought Paige so she can help you.


Piper:
Oh, that's okay. I don't need any help anymore, it's already done. Except for the sweeping.


Leo:
What do you mean?


Paige:
I think I know. (They look up to the house but it's gone. Only a cement slab remains.) Piper, what'd you do with the house?


Piper:
Well, I thought it would be better to start from scratch.


Commercial Break


[Scene: The footpath. Piper continues to sweep.]


Paige:
Piper, you can't just vanquish an entire house. Especially not our house.
People are gonna notice.


Piper:
Oh, I didn't vanquish it, silly, I cast a vanishing spell. It's like a good
dusting, only better. But I am gonna have to do something about these steps.


Paige:
(to Leo) Okay, you've gotta figure out a way to fix it, like you fixed me. Get her out of this hex.


Leo:
But it's individual. You seeing Glen distraught over Jessica is what shocked you out of the hex.


Paige:
Okay, well, you need to figure out a way to shock her out of it.


Leo:
I think I know a way. Piper.


Piper:
Mm?


Leo:
Where's Phoebe?


Piper:
Phoebe? How should I know?


Leo:
Remember she came into the house with a turkey?


Paige:
Turkey?


Leo:
Piper, when you made the house disappear, you also made Phoebe disappear.


Piper:
No, she didn't...


Leo:
Yeah.


Piper:
No! I wouldn't. (Her eyes glow and she runs up the stairs. Paige and Leo follow. They walk into the space where the house once was.) Phoebe! Oh my god, what have I done?


Leo:
The spell, Piper, you need to reverse it fast.


Piper:
I'm not sure I can.


Paige:
Well, then you better make us disappear because this one's gonna be tough to explain.


Leo:
You can do it, Piper, come on.


Piper:
Uh, uh. "Let the object of objection return so its existence may be reaffirmed."


(The walls and roof magically appear and the house is visible again.)


Paige:
Nicely done.


Piper:
Is that a wedding dress?


Paige:
You just noticed?


(They hear a turkey gobble in the kitchen.)


Leo:
Phoebe.


[Cut to the kitchen. Phoebe has the turkey on the table and is about to chop its head off with a butcher's knife. Leo runs in and grabs her arm.]


Leo:
Don't!


(The turkey jumps off the table.)


Phoebe:
Let go of me! I have to kill Spencer!


Paige:
You named the turkey Spencer?


Piper:
That's no turkey. I think that's Spencer Ricks.


Leo:
The other advice columnist?


Piper:
Well, she said she was gonna kill the competition.


Paige:
Okay, we gotta break the hex.


Leo:
Any ideas how?


Piper:
Yeah, actually. Take her to the attic and keep her away from that turkey.


Phoebe:
Yeah, take me to the turkey.


(Leo orbs out with Phoebe.)


Piper:
We're gonna pay a little house call to that Witch Doctor.


[Cut to the Witch Doctors' Lodge. The Witch Doctor and the Head Witch Doctor are there.]


Head Witch Doctor:
Success.


Witch Doctor:
It's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves.


Paige:
Talk about premature jubilation. You gentlemen might wanna see a doctor about that.


Witch Doctor:
How did you get here?


Piper:
With the powers you apparently didn't want us to have. Good powers, by the way. Very good.


Paige:
Powers we might have to use against you.


(Piper goes to blow them up.)


Head Witch Doctor:
Wait, don't! If you were truly good, we're on the same side. We felt you couldn't handle all of the evil spirits you attract.


Piper:
Well, we attract them for a reason, doc. So that we can get rid of them. You get rid of us, you'll have more problems than solutions, trust me.


Paige:
See, we might be slightly off, but we're off in a good way.


Piper:
Now you're gonna reverse the hex on our other sister, or it will be your last.


[Cut to the manor. Attic. Phoebe is walking towards Leo holding the butcher's knife.]


Leo:
Phoebe. Phoebe. Piper!


(Phoebe's eyes glow and the hex is removed. She notices the butcher's knife.)


Phoebe:
Oh, dear.


Leo:
Phoebe, is that you? Are you back?


Phoebe:
Yeah. What's going on?


Leo:
I just, I think you have some issues, competitive issues.


Phoebe:
I don't understand. (She hears the turkey gobble.) Oh, no. Spencer
Ricks?


[Scene: Manor. Paige's room. Paige looks at a photo of her and Glen. She then
paces around the room.]


[Scene: Park. Glen is there in front of the lake. Jessica walks up to him.]


Jessica:
Hi.


Glen:
Hi. You said you wanted to talk?


Jessica:
No, I, got the message that you wanted to.


(Paige arrives.)


Paige:
Actually, I sent the message. I didn't think you guys would come if you
knew I wanted to meet you.


Jessica:
Look, I'm outta here.


Paige:
Please just stay and hear me out. Look, I know what I did was awful. In
my defence I was under a spell. I know magic and all this is a lot to swallow, Jessica, and I don't blame you guys if you never trust me.


Glen:
It's not that we don't trust you.


Jessica:
I don't trust her.


Paige:
Fair enough. But I will say this. The spell broke because I hurt you and I hurt you because I hurt Jessica. It's pretty obvious that you love her and she loves you. You guys are meant to be together, I get that now, I do. And I know that we're just meant to be friends.


(Paige walks away. Glen and Jessica hug.)


Commercial Break


[Scene: P3. Leo is there wiping down the bar. He knocks a bowl of peanuts onto the floor. Piper and Paige approach the bar.]


Piper:
Oh, oh, that's alright, we'll clean it up later.


Paige:
Uh, are you feeling okay?


Piper:
Very funny.


Leo:
You're kidding me. That's not killing you just leaving a mess there?


Piper:
No, not at all. Okay, maybe a little, but not a lot. Look, if there's anything
I've learned from all this, it's that I've gotta learn to deal with messes. Especially with a baby coming, 'cause I hear they come with a lot of messes.


Paige:
I've heard some things about that too.


Leo:
Well, that's good that something positive came from the Witch Doctor.


(Phoebe walks up to them carrying a magazine.)


Phoebe:
Yo-hoo! Hi.


Piper:
Hey, Pheebs, what's cooking?


Phoebe:
Oh, if you're talking about Spencer Ricks, not him. I turned him back
into the pig that he was and unfortunately he won't remember any of it.


Leo:
Glad to see you're not competitive anymore.


Phoebe:
Yeah, no, I don't think I have to worry anymore about him taking my
readers.


Paige:
And why would that be?


Phoebe:
Well, because, uh...


(She shows them the cover of the magazine which has Phoebe on the cover.)


Paige:
Whoa.


(Paige takes the book.)


Piper:
Oh no.


Phoebe:
Oh, yes.


Piper:
Why ask Phoebe when you can see her.


Phoebe:
Talk about journalistic ethics, right?


(Paige flips through the book and unfolds another picture of Phoebe.)


Piper:
Oh!


(Phoebe giggles.)


Paige:
No retouching. Good times.


Piper:
Yes.


Phoebe:
Okay, give me that.


Paige:
No.


(Paige gives the book to Leo.)


Piper:
Run.


Paige:
Run.


(Leo takes off.)


Phoebe:
Leo! (Phoebe runs off after Leo.) Leo!



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stanary (14:37)

Sonmi451 (14:38)

Merci. lol

Sonmi451 (14:38)

L'espoir fait vivre comme on dit. ^^

stanary (14:39)

Oui c'est ce qu'on dit ! Alors et toi dis moi tu travailles dans quoi ?

Sonmi451 (14:41)

Moi je suis assistante maternelle mais en ce moment en congé parental.

stanary (14:43)

Ah bah alors ça va veut dire que t'aimes beaucoup les enfants hein ! Mais j'aime bien ça ...

Sonmi451 (14:44)

Tout à fait.

stanary (14:45)

Alors dis moi, tu fais quoi de beau ?

Sonmi451 (14:47)

Là en ce moment, je m'occupe de la migration des épisodes de Friends pendant que mes oreilles sont en train d'écouter si bébé dort toujours. Et puis mes yeux regardent de temps en temps, vers la fenetre pour voir si le grand arrive avec son papa. ^^

Sonmi451 (14:47)

Et toi?

stanary (14:49)

La migration ?
Bon pour moi faut pas chercher hein. Je n'ai pas de vie donc je suis chez moi entrain de ne rien faire si ce n'est lire

Sonmi451 (14:49)

Et en parlant du loup, il sort du bois. Mon grand vient d'arriver.

stanary (14:51)

Eh bah il est autonome ce grand !

Sonmi451 (14:51)

La migration c'est le passage d'un guide épisode à un autre guide, soit de l'ancien au nouveau.

Sonmi451 (14:52)

Je vais devoir te laisser. Il est autonome oui d'une certaine façon, mais il a encore "que" 5 ans.

Sonmi451 (14:52)

A bientôt peut être.

stanary (14:56)

A bientôt

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Plus que quelques jours pour venir participer au concours de la photo de bienvenue du quartier Castle. Venez vous affronter avec les plus créatifs ^^

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Billy : Je crois que ton message irait plutôt dans la room HypnoPromo maintenant
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Nouveau calendrier sur le quartier "Elementary" ! Donnez votre avis sur le quartier de la série !

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Chaudon, tu t'es trompée de room !!!!

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T'ai trompé*

Sonmi451 (22:00)

Hypnoroom promo pour les pubs allezzz, on y va vroouuuummmm

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LOL!!!!

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Bonjour tout le monde!!!!

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Bonjour !

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Hello chef !

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Bonjour!!

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Hello la citadelle!

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passage rapide pour souhaiter un bon dimanche.

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